Thursday, April 05, 2007

SORRY, I KNOW ITS BEEN ITS BEEN AWHILE

(Its only Our Kelly.)

Finally Im getting around to doing some of my paperwork, Im working the spreadsheets....Annie, you'd be so impresed.

Boring as it is I have my itunes on random nice and loud and on comes the one and only, R Kelly.

I've not heard this one for a while, its the song Ann Summers needs to use in all its shops from that R.Kelly & Public Announcement album - "Born into the 90's".

Question, what do the followiung have in common?

Joannes got it
Leonice has got it
Theresa's got it
Tonia's got it
I tell ya Cheryl's got it
Bettys got it
Chip has got it
Ann has got it
Gail's got it
Stephanie's got it
And Sabrina's got it
Rachelle has got it
Gladys got it
Fontina's got it
Little cute Aaliyah's got it (but I'm afraid she doesn't any more)
Stacy's got it
Rita's got it
Laurels got it and Kims got it, yeah

So what do they all have in common?

No, not the clap - although I wouldn't be surprised if they did.
They do of course all have that VIBE,

V-IBE,

VIIIIBE

Rampant Rabbits would sell so well if I could do the ad campaign for them.

I never really noticed but he well sounds like Chris Eubark on it.

When did R Kelly lose his lisp?

He's so shit.

He is the shit.

I think hes friggin hilarious. R Kelly, I love you, you little weirdo.

(little cute Aaliyah?....she was probably about 10 when this came out. What a dirty bastard.)

1 comment:

jeremy beagle said...

Aaliyah was born in january 1979.
R Kellys album came out in 1992.

So, the very oldest Aaliyah couuld have been when R Kelly decided she had got it was 12 or 13...but I dont know when he wrote the song, she could have been 11.

R Kelly....what a wrong'un.