If I eat another meatball, well, Quorn Swedish style meat ball then I'm going to turn into one. I love them, but I need to learn to stop eating when Im full. Oh, my stomach, its proper full I tells thee.I think I have eaten about 20.Oh God.

This might not have been a smart move as I have my dress fitting in 2 hours. I'm not going to fit in it now! Still, that might give the lady in the shop something else to talk about apart from the fact that apparently I have no hips. Yes, seems I have the body of a boy. B'ah.