Its so disheartening. Jeremy doesn't come when I call him. He does when its in the house but take him out and let him off and he just ignores me and runs away. I dont get it.Today, I decided to tackle my hangover pro-actively and went out for a walk. I went up to Claires and had a little play with her kittens (no this isnt an Akabusi story!) Her Cat has had a bunch of pirate kittens. Well, they arent real pirates but they have an eye infection so mostly have one eye each closed.

Today, I decided to tackle my hangover pro-actively and went out for a walk. I went up to Claires and had a little play with her kittens (no this isnt an Akabusi story!) Her Cat has had a bunch of pirate kittens. Well, they arent real pirates but they have an eye infection so mostly have one eye each closed. Then Me, Claire, Poppy and the hounds Jeremy and Monty walked up to where Poppys pony Huggy lives. We couldnt find the keys to the gate but Johnson geniusly managed to get the horse out. Here I let him off and he just pegged it. The best I can get out of the beagle when he does this is to shout sit. This he will do, otherwise he just ignores me and does one.

We walked up Old Buxton Road, down that road to Langley then had a coke at the Church House and walked back to their house up Buxton Road.I saw the house where Irene Maiden should live - "Rock House" opposite the Kings Head at Gurnett.

When I got back to the pub Five Live radio or something rang cos they read about the coin thing in the Sun. They are ringing back just after midnight sometime to interview me live on air. This worries me slightly as I am on my 4th Magners and its only 8.30 pm.You know Im accidentally going to say f***,c*** or Bugger! Lindsay has challenged me to say "hit the deck beak first", dont think I'll be able to remember that. I also dont get it.

Thankfully its quite quiet at the mo so I am skiving. Im proper knackered. The beagle is next to me, he is proper knackered. He is doing that weird things dogs do when they dream. Hes well funny.