PUPPIES

Dogs, not tits.

Liz has a Bassett Hound puppy that Marlow gave her cos his wife didn't want it. Shes very cute but Jeremy doesn't like her. Like totally dude.

Annie brought her extremely cute old man puppy in last night, her shoes that matched his lead. Very Annie! I brought down the hound and again Jezza was unimpressed. How have I brought up a puppy hater? He is very good though and just stood still whilst Gus pawed at his head, I fear if it was Benson then he'd have eaten him.

I have just eaten 3 boxes of microchips. My god they are awful. I think they will be making a re apeareance shortly. Which reminds me, the Karen Carpenter story was on channel 5 the other day. I love that movie.



For a reason I dont know, but I suspect Claire probably had something to do with it, I texted Paul last night, it was quite rude. Wish I hadn't have done that now. Anyway, he says he'll come over and see me before I leave the country. I think that will be ok, closure or bullshit, whatever you call it.