TAR VERY MUCH

After taking Jeremy down Cross Street he is covered in tar.
I was talking to Dug-Up Dave about it last night. He said Lard was good for tar removal.
I have never heard of this.
Then asked if I wanted to know how he found this out. (I thought it was one of those things that everyone knew but me). He began to tell me how one day he got loads in his hair at work and......

then I had to serve some customers and we never finished the conversation. I have been lying awake this morning trying to figure out how someone would accidentally come across discovering this.

I cant.

Note to self : ask Dug-Up how he got lard in his hair.

Surely rubbing lard on my already obese beagle makes me worse than being the feeder I already am.