F**K YOU EDMUNDS

There is a reason why I dont play fruit machines.

Its because I cannot play fruit machines. Well, I can put the money in - its the taking it out I have a problem with.

I am a sucker. Just put my last two nights tips in, and then a further £10 after everyone had gone and fell for Noels Deal Or No Deal fruit machine.
You can pick what stake you want to play.
10p, 30p or the "super game" at 50p a go.

Surprise surprise...guess which one I picked?!
You're damn right.

Noel, if you are reading,...its really not a super game.

Really not.

Really,

Not.