Randomly on the Saturday night after I tried to see how close to the sea I could get by leaning towards it on my knees (I of course fell in....duh!) we found a blow up doll on the beach...
He was christened Terry as the resembelance to Mr Wogan was uncanny...Terry brought us hours of fun and mysteriously disappeared from the seafront where we left him...
Then, whilst walking through the North Laines the day after, after I stocked up on Porn Socks from the Porn Sock Shop (very kinky!) we spyed a book in a shop window called Terryworld. Random but it made sense!
So, whilst planning what to get the Arnold for her birthday I thought back to the Terryworld book.Unsure of its contents I looked for it on Amazon and bought it anyway. Imagine my delight when I got it and had a sneaky peek inside to discover that Terryworld is infact proper hardcore filth. Cocks, clits and everything. Its proper the best book Ive seen. Seems trailer park trash Terry is now the dahling of the fashion world and whos work is very much in demand. Particular favourite shots of mine are the penis in the Manolo, Terry going down on a bird making him look like hes got a big tash (Me and Paul recreated this jem...he looks very mexican...and french!), The one of the underpants with guns on and a massive cock sticking out....oh, I could go on and on. His website is www.TerryRichardson.com Ive looked and it only has a few of the tamer pics on, spermy tits, a random Pharrell (fwoargh) and the like but I would recommend everyone gets themselves one for their coffee table.
Its inspired me no end.If I could get the pic off my phone I would share the one of me with massive aviators on , fake tash with my norks out. (I treated Paul to a Cat does Terryworld fest last week, ended a bit trashy and readers wives like but I was in stitches all day!
On the cockney front by the way, all is well. He came to stay last night and I am delighted to inform you all we are now officially using the L word. Im telling you, we are so cute it would make you sick. Hes down in London again now but I am expecting flowers tomorrow or there is no more naked accordian concerts for him again (how hammered was I last night?) I showed him what I got him for valentines day, only hes not allowed to use it until later....always leave em wanting more!
As for me, Im moonlighting at the Drum and Monkey tomorrow.Should be cool.
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The book truly is a work of art. My particular favourite is the cock dog (massive bread roll with even massiver cock in it) and as she is my favourite mod-el ever, the one of Miss Moss with the sun shining from between her legs.
I want to live in Terryworld.......
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