Its still there. Hopefully, if it ever comes down to floor level then the beagle will eat it. He eats everything else after all (celery and firelighters this morning).
Personally, I think that the spider is dead. Like the people that get moved out of houses by cranes on Maury Povich...I think its become too big that it died. Heart attack probably. I'll post it to Quincy "welcome to the fascinating world forensic science"of M.D at ITV2 to do a post mortem. Then I can meet him at Dannys later at discuss the case over meatballs and Coors.....oh, hang on. That's telly...not Macc.
CONGRATULATIONS to my very bestest mate Miss Heyes who has got engaged to the lovely Mr Chris Cooper. Its the best thing I've heard, ever! I must admit to being slightly disappointed as it was always my dream for her to marry the piss-can Dave Hall and go all double barreled with her surname and become Mrs Heyes-Hall (and then in Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Dynasty style marry a Mr Disco...who I have yet to meet) and become Mrs Claire Heyes-Hall-Disco! (I don't know if any of you ever went to Heyes Hall Disco on the Weston as a kid...it were grand!)
Or, she could always have got hitched to the 'touched by God' Tommy Whalley of Macc (who got healed by a Jehovahs Witness at work one day) and be Mrs Whalley-Heyes. Then she could go on to marry a Mr CarPark (who I have also yet to meet) and be Mrs Whalley-Heyes -CarPark. (None of this will make any sense to you readers from out of Macclesfield...I apologies)
As it happens I think she has made the right decision and marry for love and not for my want of having a mate with a surname worse than mine.
Oh, and Im gonna get to be a bridesmaid. Fingers crossed I wont have to make a speech (cos you know it will be as shite as the drivelled I have just written!)
Anyway, needs must and Im off to Tescos....
Laters.
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