Ok, although you are all silly for killing yourselves slowly, stink and look stupid (hark at the ex-smoker! its been 4 years in March I tell thee) I have thought of a way I can accomodate your minging habit in the future at Porters.....
Imagine if you will we block up under the fire escape(so I can keep all the shit there) and make the back door open the other way. Then we move the boiler outside into the corner. Knock a hig arch at the bottom wall where the John Eales and Martin Johnson shirts are. Have a nice big glass door (tiffany stlye). Put another arch where the stained glass window is. Pave the outside in the terracotta tiles that are in front of the bar. Kit it out with an awning and those heat lights. Shelf all the walls with high stools (a la Temple Bar in Dublin). Stick in some big high posing tables, a few pictures on the wall and hey presto, a smoking area.
I may not be able to do archetect quality plans but I dare say its a plan close to genius
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