....I would have bumped in to Hailey in town and could have confronted her about the Wednesday riot.
I went to the RBS and tied the hounds outside. I kept glancing over at them atfer the Tesco incident* (which I suppose I will admit to being my fault) but anyway... I saw Claire Heyes out side with the muts but I still had to wait for Celia to find me £20 in 5ps... Then I saw someone else out side with Claire and the dawgs...der-der-derrr, it was only little miss fights-a-lot Hailey but I couldnt leave the bank lady. I didnt know if Claire knew about Wednesday, but then I figure Macc is Macc so she probably did...I was sure she would keep her talking.
As soon as I picked up my change I made it outside just as Hailey had scarpered. Claire said Hailey said nothing of Wednesday but when she found out I was in the bank she soon looked at her watch, made excuses and did one. Please, for the love of god dont tell me I will have to haul my non gym loving ass all the way down to JJB around 4pm(which is the only place I always bump into her.Well, before my high maintenance hair extentions were installed and I used to fanny arse around down there. Its been awhile.
But onwards and upwards. Its theArnold'ss birthday tomorrow and I get to give the gift I want to share with you so much... Yesterday I spent the day sending the cockney boy phone photos of me inspired from said gift (filthywhoree that I am). Lets hope they never get used for bad and are only used for good. Nothing too dirty, it was all very arty I tells thee.
Well, An oyster peddling I must go. I got 50 today, it'll be a breeze.
*The Tesco incident: After a drunken night at chez foster I went back to the pub (bouncing off walls on the way) took Benson to Tescos and tied him outside whilst I went in to buy breakfast making material forMessrss Foster and Smith as a present (as well as a bribe to persuade him to return my trainers which he had stolen). Now I dont usually take DCI Benson to Tescos as it is only 50 fairy steps from my house but I was going to Billys via Tescos . Only I forgot this (come on, I was smashed still) So I left Tescos to go home and pick up the dog. Shouted at Lindsay who had obviously let him run away.....a few minutes of this passed until I remembered - the boy was at Tescos. So I pegged it over there only to find a woman walking off with him, worried as he had obviously been abandoned. ABANDONED? It may have been 5-10 minutes but for the love of God...lets not blow things out of proportionn. Anyway, that my friends was the Tesco incident.
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