Anyway.....
Yesterday whilst cleaning I came up with a corker.... Annie, if you are reading this then be calm when I tell you that I think I know how I can net you the wellies.....
Introducing CHAMPAGNE FRIDAYS at Porters.
On Fridays customers will be able to buy raffle tickets for £1 each. After every 30 tickets sold we make a draw and the winner wins a bottle of champagne. Draws will take place all day. The winning tickets will be displayed behind the bar until the bubbly is claimed.
Then as a bonus....
If you were to buy 6 oysters you automatically get 3 free tickets to the next draw...increasing your odds.
Am I or am I not a genius?
6 comments:
Hurrah, I love it! Count me in
That woman appears to have no lower legs?!?
That Catherine, is an egg shell ant idea. I can easily sell tickets for that. Bring it on.
As an aside, I fucking hate my big job. *Sob*
Also, if we were to have another Oyster-tastic night like last Friday they would be fighting me for the tickets. Oysters and champers - what a cracking idea.
Can we get a few more oysters this week?
im thinking 50 bad boy oysters this week.
what with the champagne tickets and the now legendary "Do you want to buy an oyster? They make your cock hard!" approach to selling we will fly through them.
then, im thinking....one week, we do 100. Immense.
Oh Aye.
Perhaps you should make a board?
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