I know, its massive.
My mind isnt what it used to be. I just got up to get my A4 diary. Between getting up from my desk in the office to walking to the door I had forgotten what I was doing and ended up making myself 2 poppadoms (for breakfast, I know....its wrong).
Just as well I had this lapse in concentration or else I may never had spotted this monster in the kitchen.
Bad news is...I hate spiders. I mean I HATE THEM.
Worse news is...I cant kill it (too big for my vaccum cleaner me thinks)
But, as Im all happy and loved up I cant help but see the good side of situations these days, therefore....
Good news is...It doesnt matter that I have knocked slimming world on the head as I dont need it now I ovbviously wont be going in to my kitchen ever again. I'll be down to 10 stone in no time ( I realise the poppadom breakfast is not a good way towards weight loss.)
All is well.
....how long do spiders live for by the way?
2 comments:
That is one big motherfucker.
They live for more than one minute which is way too long for my liking. Anyway what I do is spray them with hairspray, they cannot move cos their legs stick together and then they die a slow and painful death, either burning alive from the chemicals or suffocating. Either way is good.
Yes I know I'm going to hell.....probably where I will be met by 5000 giant spiders.
Jesus fuck!
Do what I do. Trap it under something clear (in my case, a christmas scented candle in a glass jar. This way it will die slowly without hurting you and because it is in a clear jar, the other spiders will know you mean business and therefore, not fuck with you. Fact.
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