Dear Makers of Femodene and other contrceptive pills,

Is there any chance that you could add some chemicals to the last few pills in my monthly pack that would take away the want/need for me to eat all things chocolate/pastry/bread and cake like.If they can put a man on the moon and all my records on a little white pod then I am sure in this day and age it is possible.

If however what my body is telling me is true (Cath3rines conspiracy theory of the day coming up...) can you not put in the chemicals that make me want to eat such food stuff at this time. I am aware that cadbury or mr kipling have slipped you a substantial sum to mess with my mind and body in this way but really...its not helping.

Yours ever hopeful,
Cath3rine.