I put "Ignition" on and tried to make everyone dance to it like that guy on You Tube then (I said so what I'm drunk, its the freakin' weekend baby Im about to have me some fun!) *genius* I then put his finest ever work on...the mighty "Bump n' Grind". (its so bad its good) or as I like to sing "Park n' Ride" (a slip up I once made whilst smashed on wine singing it in the Drum And Monkey.)
T'wixt me, Linds, Kay and Welsh Tim we thought it would be a good idea to go through the phone book and ring up all the R.Kelly's in there and ask them if they really were in favour of the environmentally sound Park 'n' Ride scheme which so many towns have adopted.
Here are our findings.....not the correct way up, but you get the jist...
Shockingly most of the Mr R. Kelly's that we made contact with (at 11pm on Saturday night) were not in favour of Park 'n' Ride.Most of them told us to Fuck Off. Infact one of them, from Romiley I think rang Kay back and left a voice mail telling her never to ring this number again and called her a little slut.That is a definate "no" in the on going park 'n' ride debate. Linds has had 4 missed calls off of one she rang. I only rang one and left a message on his machine. Thankfully I 141'd mine cos Im a smart ass.
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Today I have had a call from an unknown number, where there was mysteriously no-one at the other end.
A silent R.Kelly caller I think.
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