BEEP BEEP

The automatic air freshener in the ladies has run out of spray. When this happens, and the battery is still working then the unit ommits a beep every minute or so to let you know it needs changing.

The company who 'manage' the unit for some reason dont give me a spare can, so it beeps until they come and change it themselves. It has been beeping since Saturday morning.

Now, one of my customers who is always in the ladies applying eyeliner (or so it seems to me) heard this beeping and came to the following conclusion....

"Liz" she says to Liz that works here
"Yes" replies Liz to this certain Sweedish girl
"There is a strange beeping in the toilets, (she leans in and whspers) I think is something to do with the flowers".

What exactly I dont know but I would love to spend a day in her head.

Meanwhile, in the Gents.....

The same problem is beeping but no-one has reported that to me. However some stupid bastard put a fag end in the fish tank yesterday. Some people are shitheads. Why would you do that?

In other news.....(observations from the bar)

Holsten Pils sells well at Christmas and here doesn't do too well throughout the year. This is, I think, because Pils is the drink that people that dont drink go for. Isn't that strange. We go from selling bugger all to 2 cases in a week, most of them have been to women and most of themm have had lime cordial in them.

God I'm beyond interesting today! I might go and buy some batteries today for my camera and start putting some pictures on here to break up the monotony of me talking about holsten pils and toilets