G-A-Y

My hounds are usually quiet gay but they are really hamming it up at the moment.

Jeremy has taken to using the hat I bought to wear in New York the winter I went when Scott had "the worst birthday ever" (his words people, not mine...) as a shag piece. Jeremy keeps running in front of Benson , (who has taken to barking in a geordie girl voice) and then proceed to bang the hat in to next week, making Benson all frisky and excitable and attempt to stick his lipstick in his.......

....wait for it.....


...surprisingly, in his side.


I think they are confused in more than one way. Its my own fault, I have never had 'the talk' with them so Im not surprised they are doing it wrong.

I wonder, did Lassie do any porn before she broke Hollywood? I could stick that on then they could learn the error of their ways