MKB

My favourite customer MKB was in last night. This should come as no surprise as MKB is indeed in everynight.

Now MKB has a problem with his memory, he has none. He is always asking me where his pint is. Where his coat is. Who he was talking to.... etc etc.

MKB has a blind friend (BT) who I have written about on many occasions. He is also hilarious. MKB walks BT through the bar to the gents about 10 times a night (Im wondering if BT has a bladder problem).

BT is also cool, he didnt mind when I accidentally left the 5 litre tub of floor cleaner sitting in the urinal which, being blind he didnt see. Pee'd in said urinal and it splashed back all over his jeans. He didnt know what was going on so assumed he wet himself!

BT wasnt in last night just MKB. But knowing his memory (or lack of)I managed to convince him he came in with BT who had been waiting for MKB to walk him back from the toilets for over an hour. MKB looks confused but spys the empty glass I put next to him (a handle pint pot.... BT drinks out of a handle pint pot) and looked all panicy.

Now he is saying he knew I was winding him up but I saw that unforgettable look in his eyes.

He well believed it.