A mother goes shopping in town with her baby. She cant get the pram in the butchers but figures its ok to leave it outside for a minute as she can keep an eye on it through the window.
To her surprise a man runs up to the pram and begins to hit the pram with the baby inside with a big stick. The woman runs outside and starts to shout at the man, the man continues to beat the baby with the stick and then smacks the lady in the face with it.
A policeman is called and tries to find out what is going on and the man hits him with the stick. The lady then grabs the stick and hits the man and the policeman with it.Not happy about this the policeman grabs the stick and hits the lady and the man with it and then in all this commotion a crocodile comes along and runs off with the womans sausages.
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Am I or am I not hilarious?
You are indeed, hilarious. It must run in the family as your bro thought it would be hysterical to give me the Samaritans number when I asked him for a taxi number. I am racked with guilt that someone may have slashed their throat at the exact moment i was holding up the line asking for a cab straight away!
(but anyway why did they look panda up in the dictionary, I don't get it?!)
Ahh...the old samaritan number gag. I have taught him well. Its their own fault anyway for having a number that looks like a taxi number
I just let out a little bit of wee laughing. Again.
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