CHEATERS

Easily the best programme on tv.

FACT.

I just came upstairs to let the dogs out and flicked it on reality tv+1 to hear the creepy shit stirring host Joel Grego say to the 'cheater' "Security? I dont need security.It'll take me 5 seconds to take you down. 5 seconds".

The bitch fight was one of the greatest also...The 'cheater bitch' went up to the 'cheated bitch' (after calling each other dirty ass ho's) and picked a single strand from her hair and carefully straightened it from root to tip. This is going to be my new fight move. Well, it would be my fight move if I indeed fought or was a character from some xbox fight game - Cath3rine the hair sectioner. BE VERY AFRAID.

Oops...best return to the bar.