The beagle well loved his run out although by the end of it he looked more like one of the dogs off the RSPCA advert. Poor little Jeremy was raped by a dog calles Bollocks that lives in Bosley. Dont ever under estimate the cunningness (ha ha...no thats not a smart Billie Holiday reference - she was the one who used to let her hound "chow down" on her isn't she?) of the chiens.
As we rode through the farm Claire tells me of the dog called Bollocks that lives there and he always seems to have a poorly leg. (cows keep standing on him or something). It was no shock to see this dog walking on 3 legs in the cow shed then. It looked proper lame. But then, hey presto, one whiff of the beagle and it was a miracle.( The bastard followed us for miles and even tried to wipe his lipstick in Jeremys eye). I can only come to the conclusion that I caught the dog practicing his limp in private as he was soon running on all fours. So now I know dogs do this I am less worried about Benson who has developed a massively gay limp.
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Nice wellies...oh aye!
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