ANY TAKERS?

Im bored so Im off down poundland with my mates to stand in the middle of the shop,look gormless, take up as much room as possible and not move. No body is going to get past me, and if I do move then Im going to do it slowly.Im going to take an empty pram too.

If you share this interest do you fancy meeting up later? Say the Queens at 7.30? Then I can follow you in the toilets and beat the shit out of you, you bunch of ignorant tossers.

Fuck it, I hate poundland on pension day.
I need chocolate.
Has it really been this long (she looks back to when she gave it up...) bloody hell, 21 days?! That as Sue would say is indeed amazing. (Not as amazing as the maze at Dunham Massey which is made out of maise,but impressive all the same).

Cause for a celebration? Umm, yes.

I reasoned with myself yesterday and have concluded that it is ok to eat chocolate mousse (just dont tell the children) as it isnt really chocolate so I think I light run over to Tescos and buy a 6 pack.

Today I have been slightly productive and made a poster for Friday. Not my best work, infact its shit but its a start. I have ordered my pirate gear from tinternet cos poundland had nothing and I cant be arsed walking to Chestergate or Catherine Street. Yes I am aware it it would only take me 5 minutes.

Now I must go and find me a country outfit to go to the pictures in tonight. Think I'll wear my red cowboyesque boots from NYC. Very Jonny Cash