Im joking.
But OH MY GOD the mouth is a mess of cheese, vodka and parma violets. I had a beautiful and insightful night, I feel like a changed person. Recently I have been hating myself as Im turning into some bitter cow (she cringes as she remembers having a go at the two lovers kissing on the tube). But from today I am going to make an effort to change my ways and stop pretending to be so fucking cool and ignorant. Otherwise (now dont get me wrong cos I love my Grandma) I am going to turn into my Grandma.
So, in my oscar style speech, I would like to thank Linds, Kay, Annie, the Heyes and the Johnson, Sam and a lady I dont really know who I think was also called Sam. You have created a new and improved happier Cath3rine.
Now I must gargle with bleach to remove the taste of a bottle of Parma Violet vodka from my mouth and see if the horse riding date with Claire that I made last night is still on. Im gonna run that beagle so hard he will sleep for a week. Then, take some pictures of it and pimp his ass till I can pimp no more.
Yes, Im quite upbeat today children.
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After a weekend in Brighton where I saw the most wonderful looking Beagle, I decided that my dog Benson needed a friend....well, if you're walking one dog then you may as well walk two. Its been 6 months now and my Beagle Jeremy is driving me barmy.
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6 comments:
I'm a mess. I still have all of last nights makeup on, I was late, I 've been sick twice and all I can taste is the wrongness of rum. I think I might take a half day and go back to bed.
Harry is not a happy man.
Can anyone tell me why I think its a good idea to get in at 3am on a Tuesday night?
I think it went wrong when the parma violet/wham bar vodka came out.
Although it did lead to the fantastic Carpenters medley. I may not eat today in memory of the great KC.
"I've been so many places in my life and time....."
Hahahaha how funny was that? We clearly rock. However our Elton John/Kiki Dee collaboration left something to be desired.
And did we really sing to Phil Collins, you have no idea how much I detest him - he is the male version of Tina Turner to me - I cannot bear to look at either of them sideways.
BUT...all in all, despite feeling like shite.... I declare Fonduesday a huge success.
Yes it DID seem to be a success on the outside, although I was so glad the cheesy aroma was coming from the fondue, not Timmi.
Euurgh!
Even though I wasn't a part of it I still got hammered about ten feet away and feel shite this morning. But I stopped at 11.30, can't imagine how battered you lot are!
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