GUESS WHATS ON ITV4???

It takes me back to teatime when I was still at primary school, about 6pm I think it was....on BBC 2.



Thats right, only Monkey! I loved Monkey. Not as much as Claire Johnson who named her guinea pigs after Pigsie Sandy and Trippitaka.
Me, I had no guinea pigs only rabbits and a bizarre Burt Reynolds facination resulting in two of them being called Smokey and The Bandit.

If I ever have (and I doubt very much now I will) have kids I will never let them have a rabbit. They are shit. Even with kick ass names like The Bandit. I started with one (Mitzi.M.Tosis), thought it would be a laugh to put it in with Andrew Nixon's (who lived across the road) male rabbit and next news, after not being able to tell the baby boys from the baby girls I had 13 of the buggers.And rabbits dont do a lot either, although I will say this for them...they dont eat all your make up, shoes, underware and clothes like beagles do. Damn that beagle.

Todays beagle casualty....1 x new Estee Lauder liquid eyeliner (the one with the brush, not one of those rubbish felt pen tip ones)