WHEN PEOPLE CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW CHEAP MINI BATTENBURGS ARE IN TESCOS

I know, I need to blank them from they mind.

I was thinking how £20 would get you 150 mini battenburgs, thats so many you wouldn't know what to do with them.

I then began to imagine having that many battenburgs that you had enough to play with. I wondered if you could infact play jenga with them. So me Lindsay and Cress put in a few quid and bought 60 battenburgs.

For the record, you cannot play Jenga with battenburgs. So there I was left with too many battenburgs, too many even for me to eat. So what else could you do with that many battenburgs? Cut them in half and play Domino Battenburg Rally.






(I saved these pictures the other way around....why have they reverted them??Wurrr)

.......Nice diamond formation.......
......Cress's ramp......

....they started to fall....

Now you know what goes on in here when we close.

Needless to say, my hands are that sticky now and they were tricky to keep upright (the jam was melting under the lights) that I dont actually think I will eat another mini battenburg again.

I am cured.