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Yes, thats the genius Jeremy has to share with us tonight.


How many monkeys sitting at how many typewriters for how long is it supposed to be until you get the entire works of Shakespeare?

Didn't Chumbawumba get their name from something typed by monkeys?

Well, the hyperactive and somewhat horny beagle (his lipstick is apparent as I type) walked over my keypad and had left us that. Erm, "we 4 r diu". Exactly.

Remember that woman who thought that there was a paedo living opposite her. Well, turns out I know the man in question. He's different but there is no harm in him. He was talking to me about how he was getting loads of hassle of people cos this lady was going around telling people he was a kiddy fiddler. I asked if he lived near P******** Rd, he said yes. I said I know the lady in question. I talked to her telling her my doubts, that I thought the guy was ok. She said she knew that, that she had cleared it all up with him and the neighours.It was a bit of a misunderstanding - but he still shouldnt just take pictures of kids. He came in again banging on about the injustice of it all blah blah blah, I began to listen and explain things, I told him I knew she had sorted it with him, he didnt listen and repeated himself again.I knew this was going to go on and on so I reminded him it had little to do with me and he should just drop it.

(I think the beagle was making more sense than I am).

Im working at the beer festival on Friday night, Im quite looking forward to it. Then Im off to Worcester for Claires hen weekend do on Saturday then we go to the races on Sunday. I hope its a penis straw free zone. I havent decided on my outfit for the races yet but I have got me a facinator to wear. I had no idea thats what they were called.
A fascinator....I love that.
Its facinating.(but of course not as amazing as a maze of maize)July 15th and counting.