Remember "Through the keyhole"? Well, its stil on tv in the afternoons now (right before Flog It!. I swear that man, Paul Martin, has no penis).
Anyway, I remember watching it as a kid and it was ok, only obviously they have run out of famous peoples houses to go through the keyhole with so they pick these famous but not famous people.

Like the 'panel' are going to get it.

"Who lives in a house like this?"

"Erm, is it the man who was an extra in the Hovis ad when he was 7 and used to live next door to the milkman that used to deliver to the sister of the drummer from Shakatak?"

"Correct"

Man, bring back the test card or crown green bowling. Or, you know what I'd like to watch again?? The Flumps. That was good afternoon viewing. That and Barnaby the Bear.

Enough of this malarky. Im going to bed to see if I can astrally project myself again. I totally forgot this, but I remembered whilst out dog walking this afternoon. When I was about 22 I well had an out of body experience. I was half asleep and felt my feet leave the bed then my body was floating towards the door. I could feel that my alarm clock was below me. I kept grabbing onto the bed and wouldnt let my head leave the pillow so I crashed back to bed and woke up. I thought if I left myself then I might not come back. When I woke up I told my Mom about it and she said how she sometimes took a pencil to bed to draw a "X" on the ceiling because she also did it and wanted to prove to herself that she did it.

Needless to say I spent the next few days drawing "X's" and "I woz ere"on the ceiling in pencil above my Moms bed for my own entertainment.

Well, I'm going to will myself to do it again. I proper believe in that shit.