CARPET-HEAD IS 30

Happy Birthday Martin. Carpet head is 30 today.

To mark the occasion we went out last night. Me and Claire went to slimming world first (where I lost 2 pounds...I would lose considerably more later on). Then we abducted Claire Heyes who was texting and walking down Churchill Way and went to the ThrillZone. After the drunken disaster that was Friday night she refused to come to Manchester with us so we left her there and got the train.

Ate at El Rincon the went to Mojo, I was a bit tired so we were going to get the last train home-saving us the £50 taxi.

Of course we missed the last train. We got there just as it should have been leaving and there was no way I was running all the way to platform 13 in my heels just incase it was running late. Then I have my brain wave....Of course- we should go to the casino and win our taxi fare.

When will I learn? No really....when?

Well I won a bit, lost a bit, won a bit but then had developed the taste so ended up losing £80 (I know I could have nearly got a taxi there and back). Anyway, I was chasing a new pair of riding boots and gators that I had decided to buy for about a hundred quid. Thats where I went wrong cos I did win the taxi fare...only I got greedy. I really should not go there again.

My doppleganger is back. I was in Tescos and Denise who works there asked if I had a good night at Shrigley Hall? I looked a tad confused as the last time I went to Shrigley Hall was when I was 16 and was going out with Doug- and then I only went in the kitchen. No, t'was my doppleganger dancing with some guy at some silk fm party night. She wondered why I didnt wave back.

Now, I know I can be quite rude but having a double who ignores these people who think shes me is doing me no favours. Everyone thinks im well ignorant anyway.
And, you know after I move to Canada I come back on holidays no one will have noticed that I had gone.Mind you- I quite like that.

In other news, apparentley MKB's beard has not progressed much. Im off to the fancy dress shop today to buy some stick on ones....