BAKING POWDER?

A friend of mine went for one of those inch loss wraps on Saturday. We were chatting about this on Friday night and she said she has had one before and said she lost loads of inches all over in total.

When I saw her again on Saturday night I asked her how it went....

Me:"So how was your day?"
Her:"Not bad....only 6 inches"
Me:"thats good"
Her:"Well, I was kind of hoping for 10 inches"
Claire:(who overhears this and doesnt know what we are talking about)"Don't we all want a nice 10 incher!"

Hee hee hee.

Jeremy is moments away from talking I swear. He seems all super intelligent today, I dont know why. Just imagine what I could do with a talking Beagle, the world would be my oyster.

Elsewhere in the exciting life of me....

Me and Nina are taking all the change from the urinals to Sainsburys change machine tonight. I dont know why this excites me. I have never used it before, maybe thats why.

God, Im so sad.