THE YEAR THAT WAS

Happy New Year.

So its 2008 already? Blimey. I have just been reading through all the shite I wrote on here last year...I suppose it was quite eventful all in all.

Like they do on telly, share with me if you will the highs and lows of what happened in 2007...

(in no particular order)

I emigrated.
I gave away most of my possessions.
I talked MKB and Blind Tony in to growing a beard.
R.Kelly released Chapters 13-22
I went to Tenerife, Hong Kong,China,Thailand and France.
I accidentally nearly OD'd after taking 17 sleeping pills! Knob Head.
I was a carpet fitter.
I found Facebook.
Claire got married.
I gave Benson away. (which was sad)
Graham Wilson mentioned me in his book.
We were named CAMRA Pub Of The Year 2006.
I gave up running the best pub in Macc.
Kay and Lindsay gave up booze for 37 days (I bet you forgot about that one ladies?)
Charles Wells brewery wrote to me to say that I am right and MKB is wrong about the pronunciation of Bombardier.
Kay won £1000 on the Grand National.
I realised that I hate Car Boot Sales.
I saw Amy Winehouse but was denied S.N.O.Dubba P D.O. Dubba G by the government.
I hung out back stage with Ian Brown in his dressing room, ate all his Haribo and drank him out of Corona.
I bought 60 mini battenburg cakes, cut them up and played domino rally with them.
My old neighbour rang the council to complain that my fridge was too loud and kept her awake.
We all got our faces painted like Gene Simmonds at Langley Fete.
My mobile was lost/stolen.
Frank Sidebottom performed for my birthday
I finally got rid of my hair extensions
I had the best time in Chicago Rock wearing an Indian feather head dress
I barred that cnut Gerry.
I only had to go to A&E once after slicing my finger open (that's quite good for accident prone me).

That was 2007 really.

So, for 2008 I am finally going to stop titling my posts in the style of a Jeremy Kyle show. Amen to that. I wonder whats in store? Well,I am 33 in two days time and I am going to buy a bike. That's all I know for sure so far..

Oh, FYI have you seen on You Tube? Little Fuckin Kev's voice has broken.....but he's still got it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFIZJgpz9c

Ignore that KevinPowder prick.
Pay no attention to Ginger Joe (its what you dont say that counts) or even the unblinking hooded walking asbo that is C-Mac,
concentrate on Little Fuckin Kev and his wondrous hand movements and confused, constipated expression. He waves his arms about more than a gesticulating frenchman.

Mint.

They're like a white Eminem only there's three of them!
Eminemememineminem,.
Beautiful.

laters x


Langley Fete



God gave rock n roll to us.
We were a million strong.