The cat that Mum brought over - Duke is a proper scaredy cat.
He wont go outside and spends most of the day hiding until the middle of the night of course when he becomes all super lively and makes as much noise as possible just to wake everyone up.
Now, this is easy to live with except for one thing. Due to his refusal to go outside (and its -20 out so I cant say I blame him) he has a litter tray. Again, this is easy to live with as its not my cat so I don't have to empty it......can you guess though who has taken to emptying it???
That's right, Jeremy has added cat shit eating to his repertoire of shit eating. Already he is a fan of sheep shit and horse shit but cat shit covered in kitty litter?? Ummm, crunchy. His mouth smells enough as it is without the whiff of tuna and shit that its giving out at the minute.
It makes his turds look a bit more interesting though , kind of speckley. Maybe the litter has exfoliating qualities - cleanest beagle colon in town I tells you!
Apologies, yet again another post of me talking about dogshit.
I think I need a hobby!
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one of you needs to stop being so anal. my money's on jeremy
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