Can you really buy a Jeremy Beadle clock that has got one big hand and one little hand?
Ha ha ha ha, oh, hang on...how do I do that again in cyberspace?
Thats right, LMAO.
After a weekend in Brighton where I saw the most wonderful looking Beagle, I decided that my dog Benson needed a friend....well, if you're walking one dog then you may as well walk two. Its been 6 months now and my Beagle Jeremy is driving me barmy.
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I have been all over ebay, I cant see one. There is however a comedy T-shirt, it reads....
Jeremy Beadle has a big cock
on the other hand its quite small
I think I prefer the clock idea
Why is jeremy beadle like a clock? he has a big hand, a small hand, and a wind up face.
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I hear jeremy beadle has a small dick, but on the other hand, its quite big...
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Jeremy beadle and his wife are playing cards, his wife looks over and says 'thats a shit hand you've got there jeremy'.
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