I thought it was just a little pimple or something on my right eyebrow last week, then I thought it may be an ingrowing hair. Now though I am convinced it is either a horn forming (but as Im not that evil) it must be the sprouting of a second head.
After maoning to my Mum about it she remembered that some bloke at work had something similar and went to the doctor. The doctor told him to hold a warm wooden spoon on it at apply some rolling pressure.
I have been doing this for an hour. Now she tells me that he ended up having to go to hospital to have it removed (the lump, not the spoon).Still, I will persist even though she has given me a cure that doesnt work, I do think it is getting smaller.
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again, photos of the freak please
I'm shit at not posting photos Mr Crowther, Im sorry. But I'm hardly going to put photos of my mingingness on here - what with my general self loathing and camera shyness.
Watch it or I'll have to skype you again if you keep picking on me. Have you got a camera yet? I must admit, I do love the camera
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