WET AND ON ALL FOURS....

...is how I have spent the last 3 hours.

A brand new glass washer came today to replace the old tempramental one. This is the 2nd glasswasher I have plumbed in, both have been a disaster. The first one was hard because it was a gravity draining one as opposed to a pump draining one that was in before.

No drama thought I when getting a new one. I ordered the same model by the same company that emptied the same way,only time and friggin tide wait for no man and the trunts have slighty altered the design. That is why the bleeder wouldnt work (unless the force of gravity altered last night and became weaker.) Its currently sat on a crate making it tricky to pour a pint from the 4 heads above it. Dont they have men to do these jobs? I hate to admit I gave up, but at least it works.

In other news I dont want to really talk about too much, I think a change of scenery seems likely - god I sound like Mystic Meg!

I was 2 bottles pissed on Magners last night (get in! thats what a loss of appetite can do for you!). Talking of which, have you seen the Winehouse in the Sun? OMG, she looks awful. Its soooo sad to see. I forced a muffin down me for breakfast in sympathy for her. Poor girl. I was even more appauled by her frightful eye make-up. Amy, sort yourself out.

I am very proud of myself. I have not tried to make any contact with the cockney (who I still love desperatley) since we spoke on Saturday. This makes me look a very strong person and also very very cool. I have even done this without removing his phone numbers off my phone.