(NOT QUITE) MURDER SHE WROTE

"I say, aren't you J.B Fletcher?"








Ok, heres the latest from the bad ass ghetto of South Central Roe Street.
Sophie from the hairdressers tells me that it was indeed a stabbing that caused the blood all over the road. Her source (someone from Manchester Police) told her that the guy was found at the tyre place round the corner on Churchill Way and is in intensive care.

Then, things took a turn for a worse while I was in Chicago Rock. Stuart who fixes my big screen tv informs me that it was a brutal attack and the man who was attacked is dead. He wont reveal his source but says its true.

Izzy who lives further down on Roe Street says the blood was there when she was walking home Friday night/Saturday morning. That blows the 9am story right out of the water.Phil Carr is a liar.

So this morning I ring my Mum.Shes reliable. Mum asks the lady who sits opposite the CCTV camera to get me to story.... Seems Sophie is right. The man is critical and was indeed stabbed. How can I not of heard this? I am kind of upset. You'd like to think that if someone was stabbed outside your house you'd know about it.I did go out at 1am to get a curry for me and the cockney (who incidentally I haven't heard from since I drunkenly texted him the L word last night from the rock.The L word so far had not been mentioned . Think I might have scared him off) only I went the back way to the Indian...thank god....could have been me!