Porters Leg-end and Taxi Driver Supremo Mike "King of the Urban Surf" Bradley aka Mikey B Bo'Selecta was on fire last night.
Usually he keeps well clear of any bitter thats stronger than 4.5%, but last night he strayed in to the world of the 5%ers.....and boy did he stray.
It was much like the movie Mre Doubtfire, when Doubtfire realises that she/he has double booked and so spends his time running between his two "dates". Bradley had Blind Tony at one end of the bar and his ever neglected pool team at the other. Not wanting to upset either of his "dates" Mike was in a round with Tony and a round with Rick and Paul, therefore having two (yes TWO) pints on the go. And not any common or garden bitter, blummin' blow yer head off Winter Warmer - weighing in at a mighty 5%. (I had to keep his double round a secret from either end of the bar!)
Later, I asked him why he had white stuff (surprisingly WHITE stuff) all over his T-shirt, he calmly explained that it was tissue as he had blown his nose. Not sure how he blew it cos he was covered in the stuff.
Ahh Mikey B, we want you for our leader. How does it go Mre Doubtfire?...ah yes...
"Carpe dentum. Seize the Teeth."
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