Monday, December 03, 2007

WHEN SHE HAS WHEELS

Weather wise weather fans we are experiencing a tropical spell if you will. It is -8 and rumoured to get to...are you ready for it...0 oC at 9pm tonight. I cannot wait, I'm getting my shorts and T-shirt out for the occasion. Word is we are in the "Banana Belt" which means that although it gets proper bloody freeeeezing cold out a warm wind, a chinook or something comes along and then like that its warmer.Oh, butthen it goes cold again just as fact.

Ok, I'm nearly done with talking about the cold now.

Today I had my first attempt at driving. (FYI if you didn't know I have never driven.)
I didn't crash or go off the road so there is hope for me yet. Plus, I think I will find driving over here easier as all the roads are proper straight, there are no other cars and all the cars are automatic. Surely I cant go wrong. We have a white Buick (if thats how its spelt?) so Im all Camoflage driving around here in all the snow. Me and my Dad didn't shout at each other once so its all good.

Don't know where Lindsay has gone, think he's out rounding up cattle or something. I bought him some fruit roll ups from the shop but I fear they will all be eaten if he doesn't get here soon.I've had 3 already. Sorry Skidface.

I would do anything for a pint of cider right now, I have so far been unable to find any WHICH IS NOT GOOD. I think we are going to the city (well, Im not sure if it is a city, its 5 times smaller than Macc but 500 times bigger than here so I'm calling it a city) I am not leaving there until I find some, then I shall ask Wendy at the bar to get some in then normal service can resume.

Bring
It
On.

If not I will soon be saving up to go for early doors in POW on Fridays.
All contributions welcome.................

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