It's currently 7.20am which means its 1.20pm in Macc and you know what day it is don't you? Yep, it's Mad Friday*........and I couldn't be happier not being a part of it. It has to be even worse now, what with the smoking population of the POW having to stand out in the yard. I think by this time last year we had already ran out of Corona and I had de-spewed the toilets about twice. I'm glad I no longer have to throw out drunks and wrestle with three times more booze than would ever fit in the cellar. I had 8 nightmare runs at it. None of them were fun.
Saying that, I'm still doing bugger all at the moment. It is doing my head in, it is as well, I have had a headache for 2 days now....and I don't usually suffer from them. Hopefully next year I will be somewhere between the two, between working like a twat and lazing about like a bum.
I'm still hanging out for some deep snow,its been white here for a few weeks but I'm wanting the 10 feet deep stuff. I believe it is the first day of winter tomorrow, as long as its not -30 again.
It's Deal Or No Deal in the bar tonight so I'll be heading out as the rest of Macclesfield are throwing up and fighting all over town
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*Mad Friday- a vile spew filled phenomenon. The apocalyptic like day when the whole of Macc and Bollington (usually made up of the ones who cannot handle their drink) finish work earky and go out around town on a massive bender to see who they can be sick on or fight with. Usually every pub holds 15 times its capacity of customers who travel around in groups which usually have at least one under 16 with them that looks pasty and likely to pass out at any minute.
Because the pubs are full of non-regulars, there are at least two people in there at any one given time that you know hate each other and will do battle so you spend your time subtly moving in between people like you were doing the 'fox,hen,grain across the river' exercise from school.
People who cant walk let alonestand up with out falling on someone bring in and attempt to eat chips,subways and pizza from take-a-way's but instead spill it all over the floor.
At least 80 glasses will accidentally be broken.You will never find a seat, the toilets stink of piss, there are empty small licked out plastic bags all over thefloor and the pavements are slippy due to the incredible amount of chunder that covers the town.
Enjoy it Macclesfield, I'll be thinking of you!
Saying that, I'm still doing bugger all at the moment. It is doing my head in, it is as well, I have had a headache for 2 days now....and I don't usually suffer from them. Hopefully next year I will be somewhere between the two, between working like a twat and lazing about like a bum.
I'm still hanging out for some deep snow,its been white here for a few weeks but I'm wanting the 10 feet deep stuff. I believe it is the first day of winter tomorrow, as long as its not -30 again.
It's Deal Or No Deal in the bar tonight so I'll be heading out as the rest of Macclesfield are throwing up and fighting all over town
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*Mad Friday- a vile spew filled phenomenon. The apocalyptic like day when the whole of Macc and Bollington (usually made up of the ones who cannot handle their drink) finish work earky and go out around town on a massive bender to see who they can be sick on or fight with. Usually every pub holds 15 times its capacity of customers who travel around in groups which usually have at least one under 16 with them that looks pasty and likely to pass out at any minute.
Because the pubs are full of non-regulars, there are at least two people in there at any one given time that you know hate each other and will do battle so you spend your time subtly moving in between people like you were doing the 'fox,hen,grain across the river' exercise from school.
People who cant walk let alonestand up with out falling on someone bring in and attempt to eat chips,subways and pizza from take-a-way's but instead spill it all over the floor.
At least 80 glasses will accidentally be broken.You will never find a seat, the toilets stink of piss, there are empty small licked out plastic bags all over thefloor and the pavements are slippy due to the incredible amount of chunder that covers the town.
Enjoy it Macclesfield, I'll be thinking of you!
6 comments:
....and for these very reasons I will be staying in and watching the Girls Aloud Friday Night Project Xmas special!!
k x
A very wise decision. Don't ever let Kitty out on Mad Friday. That would be all shades of wrong.
nice to hear you have such fond (and accurate, i might add) memories. it is truly the worst of days.
See, I thnk I painted it nicer than it really is.
Oh the carnage, oh all the wasted beer.
I think that Mad Friday is why God created plastic glasses.
and, FYI its 4084 miles away....give or take a few
,,You forgot congleton in your description of mad friday jq
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