WHEN MORNINGS START OFF MENTAL

CRAZY.

There is this lady that lives in Macc, I wont mention her name but she is loony. L.O.O.N.Y.
If you are from the town (esp Weston area, or you work in any job which involves receiving complaints) then you will probably know her. I have had the joy of knowing her since I worked in the Flower Pot.

First job today was at her house. Now she likes me so I thought it would be ok. She opened the door and was all pleasant, made us brews and gave us Jaffa Cakes. All was well. Then she went in to her bedroom, must have downed a load of Vodka and came out shouting and making up stuff. She rang the shop and said we were trying to make her pay more money (FYI, Brian was trying to tell her she could get a discount as she didn't need the grippers and underlay). Barking. She started going on about how we shouldn't try to "pull the wool over her eyes" cos she is a builders daughter. Screaming mental. She was absolutley pished.We were there for hours. I rang my Mom to tell her cos I knew she would find it funny as she has been on the receiving end of some of her phone call complaints at work. In the 2.5 hours we were there she was on the phone constantly (Apart from when she wasn't shouting at us) ringing up people and complaining. REALLY COMPLAINING. What about, well, about anything and everything. Some nursing home in Bournemouth really got it. I calmed her down and she paid, said everything was fine and she was happy then as soon as we left got on the phone to the shop saying how all 3 of us just sat outside smoking.(Strange as I haven't smoked for 5 years and 7 months.NutBag) She winged that much that Luigi from the shop came out to hoover her carpet. I did explain that we/they are carpet fitters and not cleaners.
She is barred from the Town Hall you know?! She's not allowed in and they have fitted locks on the doors to keep her out. She also isn't allowed in any Doctors in Macc. Thats how much of a nightmare she is.I used to have to ring taxis for her and alot of them wouldn't take her cos shes so freaking bonkers.