Well....where do I start?
It seems Jeremy also did not know where to start. My first experimentation in the world of stud dogs was not a success. Infact, I think I am scarred for life.
We met up and drove to Claires field where they could seal the deal. Its pretty up there and if they didn't start getting it on we could always throw them in the stable together....you know- like Jesus.
Well, they ran around a bit, chased some rabbits and looked a bit keen. After half an hour of this carry on there was no action so we put them in the stable.
Now, there is one thing I will say for Jeremy. He has all that foreplay stuff nailed.Ladies, if he was a man you'd have loved it. But either my boy is a big bender or hasn't got a clue what to do.
Here comes the bad bit. I rang a dog breeding friend of mine who gave me some tips and advice. In my defence, we were getting a bit bored and I would have tried anything. Please dont make me say it, Im sure you can guess what went on. Needless to say that after I returned home (only to find I was locked out - I totally do not have this key carrying thing sorted) I had to go to the nearest pub which is of course the Flowerpot and scrub my hands. And I mean scrub.
So, I let her take Jeremy to her house for the night. Maybe he just wasn't in the mood, maybe he needs to watch a few episodes of Lassie or something else that gets dogs going. I wouldn't have thought dogs needed porn though. The other beagle, the bitch was well up for it. Shes a lovely white and tan lady called Bailey. They would indeed have beautiful puppy dogs. But why won't my dog have sex?
I went to the Queens at Bosley later with Kay and Linds for food and cider to help me forget to what I was doing an hour previous. Its strange now this morning having no hound jumping around. Im meeting her tonight to go and bring him back. She hasn't texted me so I guess he still hasn't managed it.
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