WHEN BOREDOM SETS IN

Bored.

I am so bored.

I've been unemployed for a week and three days now and I am so bored.
So very very bored, so bored of being bored I bore myself with it.

I'm that bored I still wake up at 4am cos Im too bored to sleep. Infact, life is that grim and I had nothing else to do so between 4am and 5am I organised my contact list on my mobile phone (there were a lot of duplicates.)

That is the most I have done today. Well, thats a lie, I made some carrot, celery and apple juice and watched e.r. Oh, and I had some Weetabix.

I cant even take my dog for a walk cos he still isn't here. I'm missing the stupid gay beagle. He stayed over again last night at his "girlfriends" house as he still hadn't got it on. Seemingly after he got there on Monday night he did attempt to mount her but that was as far as he got. He spent the rest of the day standing outside in the rain apparentley when he could have been in his kennel getting busy. He better do it soon, I miss him.

So, Im that bored that I am even going to go to the gym this afternoon. I know, I cant believe it either. I hate the gym. I hate it because firstly it is boring and secondly I know it will give me a cold. £10 I have a cold in 4 days. Germ filled JJB Hell Hole, and this is coming from the girl who eats food off the floor so its not like I have impeccable hyigene levels myself.

Went to Leek yesterday then had a goats cheese walnut salad at The Kings Head in Gurnett. T'was very nice indeed. John there is leaving there in 4 weeks. I lied and said I was enjoying retirement, even though its more of a long holiday.

I keep meaning to sort out a facebook thing but as I hate pictures of myself Im hard pushed to find one.

All my stuff is all over the place.
I dont know what I am doing.
I have left a well paid job where I got to see lots of people everyday to do nothing.
I miss my dog.
Its strange living back at my parents (but good cos they always have food in the cupboard and they even have a fridge.)

I cant wait til this limbo period is over.
How long can I hang around doing nothing?
I feel like going in to town and getting a job but I'm hopefully only here for a month or so and I know shortly I will have to start shipping things over.I am not looking forward to packing.
I have left so much stuff at the pub still but I dont know what to do with it. big wooden bed, massive 5 door ikea wardrobe,tv,computer,sewing machine, chest of draws,pots & pans, plates, wicker,records, so much crap that I have wasted my money on. I really dont know what to do with it. I'm eventually going to have to buy new ones cos its cheaper than sending them over.

And what about all the random crap I have kept over the years? I am such a hoarder. I'd reather lose everything to a flood or fire, then its like the decision is out of my hands.
Maybe there is a charity thing where you can donate things like that to the people who lost their stuff in Yorkshire that had no insurance. That would be a better thing to do surely?


I feel like I'm on school holidays and Neighbours isn't even on.
Im getting miserable can you tell? When will this bloody rain f%£k off?

I know I like wearing my wellies but this is ridiculous.