Erm...re: the Pipe Of Pimm's.
Not so sure if its a good idea.
In my defence it was invented with the intention of it being shared by a few people and not to be drank by just two.
Yes, I sold my first Pimm's Pipe last night to Messers Crowther and Kvederas. They had already been working through the extensive gin menu so were a little worse for wear anyway. Then the Pimm's Pipe came out and I brought down my Shisha thing for them, I thought the strawberry tobacco would be a fine accompaniment for the Pimm's. Plus it smells nice. I can only imagine the rest of the evening was a blur for them. As they went to leave Bob thought that this navy jumper on the seats was Dave's but Dave was too smashed to put it on so Bob borrowed a knife and cut it down the front to make it a cardigan (much easier to put on). It didn't make it out of the door.He still couoldn't put it on. This morning I find that the jumper actually belonged to former Kings teacher and award winning novelist G.P.Wilson so Bob went to buy a replacement. It is not the same. And as for the other Pimm's drinker? He ended up getting barred from the Rock. I realise this is all boring drunken stuff....I'm just warning you of what can happen when you drink a pipe of pimm's.
Its hotter than hell in here behind the bar in this weather. Not as hot as the Gemini sun bed at Alternative Tanning for the allowed 20mins whilst wearing accelerator cream - that is 10 times hotter than hell. I haven't been back since. 16 days to go til I leave, I'm so looking forward to it. Normal temperatures can resume.
All I want is a ploughmans sandwich from either Tesco or M&S and they have none. Today is not going well. Maybe I'll try Greggs.
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