WHEN PEOPLE RETURN

Now I am a lady of leisure I suppose I have no excuse to not blog.

Last week was so hectic. My last day here was mega, it was proper busy and loads of people made the effort. Thanks to everyone who came. I will put some pictures on when I get chance (and when I indeed get given some picture...me being me I didnt take any.)

I will catch up on all of that but first....big news...

1. My Veuve Clicquot wellies sold for £92 on ebay which I can not get over as you can buy them online from Malmaison.com for £60.

2. I am doing 9 days relief at the Navigation in a week or so. That'll be different

3. The best bit....I had a call from a lady who was wondering if I wanted to let my beagle get it on with her beagle and give me money for the pleasure. Yep, I'm putting him out to stud. She's done it before, knows what to do. Is bringing her bitch in at 4 today to see if they get on. I have told her that I'm not sure exactly of his sexual prowess as I have been watching him go at it hammer and tongs with a fluffy red cushion and he doesn't fill me with the hope that he would know what he is doing.

I know everyone says it changes dogs but I have since talked to loads of people who have pimped their pet and I am now under the conclusion that it is a load of bollocks just put around by the dog breeding fraternity who dont want to see anyone make any cash out of it. Well screw them. Who died and made them king of shagging dogs. My boy wants to get his end away and the money would pay for his transportation to Canada.

Jeremy Beagle - international stud. He'll be wanting to spend the day reclining on a red velvet cushion with a diamond stud in his ear drinking from a gold and diamond dog bowl.

So you see Nina, that is why I will shout you dinner tonight. I owe you big time.