UNBELIEVABLE

You know how I said that we have signs up in the gents welcoming folk to throw their change in the urinal for charity (see below somewhere for pictures)....

Well, I have seen it all now.Talk about taking the piss....

This man came up to the bar and asked why all the money was in there, I explained it was for charity.
He said "well I bet its not there in a minute."
"why?" asks I
"cos the man that came in after me told me to let him know when I was finished"
I didn't quite get him so I smiled and carried on serving. Then this dodgy looking man who hadn't been to the bar yet came out from the gents and he said "him there".

Next news these two other blokes came up to me and told me that the dodgy one had fished all the coins out of the urinals and headed towards the door. By the time I got from behind the bar he had done one so I ran down to Mill Street, no sign.
Asked the doorman at The White Lion, he hadnt seen him then I saw what I thought was him heading towards the traffic lights at Park Green. I ran up to him....
(somewhat out of breath)..."excuse me mate, can I have the money back that you just stole from the urinals in that pub before"
(looking back it was a bit daft as he was obviously some smack head and it was dark and quiet down there)

Anyway, to cut a long story I made him dump it in my apron pocket. He tried to tell me 50p of it was his but I reminded him how he had just stolen piss covered money from poor defenseless children so I got everything he had.

So, tonight we raised £9.70, making it a grand total of £51.89 2 euros and 1 US cent so far in 12 days.

Drunk people really will do anything.