DOMI-NO PIZZA

After work last night I fucked off the new year diet straight away and gave in to the ofeer of a pizza from my brother.

So, he rang dominos (Im seriously liking the evil things at the minute)...

SkidFace: "can I order some pizzas please?)
DominoPizzaGuy:"Yes, but we are running out of some of the toppings"
SF:" I'll have a veggie supreme with extra pineapple and jalepinos"
DPG: "Ok, but we have no pineapple, jalepinos, onions, tomato,pepper or mushrooms"
SK: "So you only have sweetcorn?"
DPG: "Yes, is that still ok?"
SK: "no, think I best leave it."

I was so surprised, I thought he would have said yes, mind you, I probably would have still eaten it. I just love dipping that crust!