Well my massive 3 day break is over, I took no pictures cos Im useless (except one of Claire pretending to be R Kelly) but then we did little but lie in the sun all day.
Basically....
Steven Gerrard was in the queue in front of us at the airport,
on the plane we drank 3 bottles of champagne and taked about which cartoon characters we fancied with some man from Biddulph who now lives in Tenerife who pretended to have 3 TVRs. When challenged to meeting us and taking us for a spin he surprisingly said 2 were in England and the one in Tenerife was broken and in the garage. Yeah, sure. We also rated our favourite biscuits.
We then went out and got hideously drunk and sang Kenny Rogers in some bar. Ended up in the hotel and bought 2 gimlets (which neither of us either like) for 42 euro (I only know this cos it was on our bill.)
Ate cheese for breakfast (which is the best thing about holiday buffet breakfasts). Not as good as when I was in Thailand where it seems acceptable to eat dim sum and noodles for breakfast but cheese and chilis was good enough.
Ill as hell all day. Tried to use the pay per veiw tv but accidentally accessed the porn channel so had to try to get them to knock it off the bill.The receptionist didnt understand the word porn so it proved quite tricky.
Lay in the sun for the rest of the time then had a full body hot stone massage, facial and indian head massage before I left for the airport.
Flight was fine, got back about 1.30am.
Ok, thats it in a nut shell so we dont have to go over it again (I hate recounting holiday stories...especially when there are none)
My muts missed me....which was nice.
I have decided to re join the gym next week I'm packing up drinking.
Amen.
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Whats drinking done wrong? drinking is good and you run a pub so it would be taking the piss really.
I am on my 16th day of no alcohol. Do I feel more alive and happy than ever I hear you ask??
NO
I have the following - extremely high temperature, cold sweats, chest infection, throat infection and a cold.
It came on after my first trip to the gym in over 6 months - I kid you not.
To clarify... I was not drinking champagne with Stephen Gerrard on the plane whilst discussing who is shaggable in the cartoon world. The Gerrard was only in front of me in the queue for about 45 minutes then he went his own way.
I have just re-read it and its a bit misleading.
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