ERGH

I've got a muvva fluffin abscess, inside my mouth between my tongue and back tooth. Last night it was MASSIVE, then I had my regular veggie kebab(yes I know!) with chilli and chips with sweet corn and I it burst. Chilli sauce tastes so bad with a burst abscess, come to think of it everything tastes bad.

Its like I've been licking batteries.

I was going to attempt to get in to the dentist this morning but as it doesnt look anywhere near as impressive as it did last night I left it. I like to think it will just cure itself. If its still bad by Monday then I'll go, promise.
I dont need this bad boy on holiday...talking of which its a week tomorrow I start the journey.

So excited.

Im told they are having Tshirts made!!!