Cos if I was Gail Platt I'd kick David Platt in the face until it bled and he died.
Then, after he was dead I would stamp on his corpse til it was mush and throw it in the bath tub.
Then i would go to Tescos and buy enough coke to fill the tub and leave it until it disloved his body.
(have you seen the experiment when they leave a tooth in a glass of coke? It soon disolves- so Im assuming skin and bone would be no problem).
It is safe to say I hate David Platt.
And through this hatred it is just possible I have come up with the perfect crime.Genius.
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