Ergh, university flashbacks.
Im rough as fook, been on the vodka. The fucking beagle ate my powdered mash potato so I couldn't have the miracle cure when I woke at 5am. Had to settle with a chilli sauce sandwich.
I got my brother to mix me up an alka seltzer. The weirdo did it in a coffee mug, stirred it with a knife and put ice cubes in it. Mother fucking ice cubes in alka seltzer, what is that about? We have a pub full of glasses and Im drinking alka seltzer on the rocks out of a mug with a knife. surprised I didnt get it in a saucepan.
My hair had all dredlocked together. Im not impressed.
I have slight Millstone and Preachers flashbacks. Dont think I stayed at either for long. Felt very N.E.R.D in the morning "Woke up I had the same clothes on I had on last night, damn,I must have passed out."Now I must eat but I cant stomach anything.
There were 2 little bastards blowing an airhorn outside for about an hour before, I was about to tip water over them until they did one. Now I've just got 'der-der-derderder-der-der-der-der-DER DER' in my head.
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