BENDER

Sorry for the absence but I went on a bit of a bender. Only I've been more ill than drunk, god, I used to be so good at drinking and all....now, quite frankly I am shit.

Started power drinking vodka on Sunday until I eventually turned into the worlds most annoying person by singing Elton Johns "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" continually. Seems after agreeing to go to Chicago I pulled my usual move by leaving the minute I got in.

Had to do the bloody cleaning on Monday then decided to fuck the bank holiday working malarchy off and got Liz to work for me and went to London.

Now, I can only put it down to me topping up the drink cos I was soon hammered. Paul picked me up at Euston and we stayed in Camden on the booze. I think it was the wine at his sisters house that might have sent me over the edge. I should have come home on Tuesday but I couldnt face the train ride so I got the bus into town whilst Paul was working had some noodles then got that feeling of too much saliva in my mouth....I was going to be sick.

I was planning on going to see the Bodies exhibition at Earls Court, but I thought seeing lots of dead bodies may not be the best thing for someone in my delicate state so sadly I got on the bus and went back to bed.

Paul finished work abour 7 and we went for some food, unfortunatley I was still grim and embarrassingly couldnt eat so we had an early night.

Got back to Macc yesterday and had to work all day. Bleurggh...Still, Im feeling fine now. 2 day hangovers do not rule.