Normality can finally been restored to the tank as the fish I won at Langley Fete 2 years ago has finally died.
I won it on the cocnut shy, I didnt think it through and took it home. Now, I was just going to put it in a bowl upstairs but I was told that you CAN put goldfish in with tropical fish. Only, if you do then they can never go back to cold water. They can never go back (sinister tone)
Well, at first it was a joy, it got on with all the other fish and looked happy. Then it grew 3 times its size almost over night and turned into a Hannibal Lecter. I thought the tank was looking a bit sparse so I trotted off to Pet City and bought 14 neon tetras. The bastard ate them all in 24 hours. He also munched his way through 6 guppies, 3 of those minging goldfish with the big eyes and I think he ate my plec.
Needless to say I learnt and stopped putting new fish in , so the tank has been a bit shit with just a big bastard goldfish, a boring silver shark (so boring I never even named it), Ian Beale the eel (who spends all his time under the gravel) and a talking cat fish that plays dead all day.
I got a customer to scoop it out for me yeaterday early doors (I couldnt find the net and am extremely gay when it comes to touching dead fish). Shortly afterwards a man came up to me....
"I hear the goldfish is dead"
(Im worried that he is going to accuse me of murder)
"can I see it?"
I explain how I flushed it down the toilet
"Its just I wanted to make sure it was dead, I hated that bastard".
Seems he gave everyone the evil eye whilst they were peeing (the fish tank is in the gents-well, t'wixt gents and pool room).
So, come Sunday I'm going to buy a whole load of new fish. Nice ones that dont kill and maybe dont watch cock so much.
Friday, June 30, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
KUNTZ
So, dawg, the word on the streets is that some guy got run over (well, hit by a car) whilst standing outside the Ivy House drinking in the street celebrating the football or whatever.
There was bloodshed in the Park Tavern and all hell broke loose round town with people throwing bottles and glasses.
Here, in my beautiful pub there was less action. I was in a foul mood and was my usual condescending piss taking self, being a miserable bitch to everyone.
FACT:
Macclesfield does not deserve Stella.
Some young lad stumbles in and gets all "10 men" with people walking past him. (Tis a bit of a squeeze at times in the POW). I point out the correct way to act when in a pub (as he ovbiously doesnt go out in them often). He calls me "darlin' ", "love" and "sweets" - which makes me cringe, I hate it when 18/19 years olds talk like old men. So I keep an eye on him and his mates.
FACT:
I dont like people in pubs blowing whistles.
I tell the man (hes over 40) to lay off the whistle. I then find him later arguing with the young lads from above. After I sort that load of hot air out,the man gives me the old "can I ask you, why do you show football if you dont want people to blow whistles, sing and have a good time" line.
I hate this line. I didnt realise that watching football meant that you didnt give a shit about the other people around you and have to act like a knob.(incidentally, the match finished over 3 hours ago) So I cry like a baby for him and say "Boo Hoo, Cath3rine wont let me blow my whistle, its not fair." His mates all laugh. I win.
Needless to say, Im not excited about next Saturday.
There was bloodshed in the Park Tavern and all hell broke loose round town with people throwing bottles and glasses.
Here, in my beautiful pub there was less action. I was in a foul mood and was my usual condescending piss taking self, being a miserable bitch to everyone.
FACT:
Macclesfield does not deserve Stella.
Some young lad stumbles in and gets all "10 men" with people walking past him. (Tis a bit of a squeeze at times in the POW). I point out the correct way to act when in a pub (as he ovbiously doesnt go out in them often). He calls me "darlin' ", "love" and "sweets" - which makes me cringe, I hate it when 18/19 years olds talk like old men. So I keep an eye on him and his mates.
FACT:
I dont like people in pubs blowing whistles.
I tell the man (hes over 40) to lay off the whistle. I then find him later arguing with the young lads from above. After I sort that load of hot air out,the man gives me the old "can I ask you, why do you show football if you dont want people to blow whistles, sing and have a good time" line.
I hate this line. I didnt realise that watching football meant that you didnt give a shit about the other people around you and have to act like a knob.(incidentally, the match finished over 3 hours ago) So I cry like a baby for him and say "Boo Hoo, Cath3rine wont let me blow my whistle, its not fair." His mates all laugh. I win.
Needless to say, Im not excited about next Saturday.
Sunday, June 25, 2006
TRICK TRICK TRICKERY
Confusion raining down from up high
And all the time you ask yourself 'why?'
Ok, someones taking the piss.
Im selling 4 old coins on ebay. Now, I really doubt they
are worth anything.
They are just old pennies and half pennies.
Why then has someone I dont know offered me £500 for them.
There are 2 days to go and they are only at £3.99 or
something like that.
I have looked at other items he/she has bought and sold
and they are not a coin collector and they doesnt usually
spend such a massive amount.
I cant think of why anybody would want to treat me to my
airfare (cos £500 is exactly what I need).
Needless to say I am not taking this seriously.
On another thread...
has anyone bought one of those JML invisible bras?
Im sure they cant work but Im still tempted to buy.
Are they a waste of money?
Saturday, June 24, 2006
UN BER FUCKING BELIEVABLE
I dont believe it. I really dont believe it.
Now I am a laid back person, very laid back. Not much winds me up, so when I react to something I seem to think Im over reacting. But please tell me if I am wrong....
I just went over to Tescos to get some dinner. I open the door, go downstairs into the pub and there is a shopping trolley, with shopping in it in the pub. In the pub. I ask what its doing there and Im told that these 2 people sat down having a drink brought it in. They are sat down having a drink with there shopping in it in the pub. Please, I ask you...is this normal? I stormed off to Tescos wondering if I was wrong or right. As Im in the queue I decide I am definatley right and storm back into the pub and ask them why they have brought and asked them if they thought they were right bringing it in. I told them to take it outside straight away. I have now instructed staff that if such a thing happens again then we do not let shopping trolleys in the pub. I remember saying a beauty of a line..."its not the Bollin, its a pub." Idiots
Now I am a laid back person, very laid back. Not much winds me up, so when I react to something I seem to think Im over reacting. But please tell me if I am wrong....
I just went over to Tescos to get some dinner. I open the door, go downstairs into the pub and there is a shopping trolley, with shopping in it in the pub. In the pub. I ask what its doing there and Im told that these 2 people sat down having a drink brought it in. They are sat down having a drink with there shopping in it in the pub. Please, I ask you...is this normal? I stormed off to Tescos wondering if I was wrong or right. As Im in the queue I decide I am definatley right and storm back into the pub and ask them why they have brought and asked them if they thought they were right bringing it in. I told them to take it outside straight away. I have now instructed staff that if such a thing happens again then we do not let shopping trolleys in the pub. I remember saying a beauty of a line..."its not the Bollin, its a pub." Idiots
ITS PROBABLY A GOOD JOB IM NOT A PARENT
Cos if I was Gail Platt I'd kick David Platt in the face until it bled and he died.
Then, after he was dead I would stamp on his corpse til it was mush and throw it in the bath tub.
Then i would go to Tescos and buy enough coke to fill the tub and leave it until it disloved his body.
(have you seen the experiment when they leave a tooth in a glass of coke? It soon disolves- so Im assuming skin and bone would be no problem).
It is safe to say I hate David Platt.
And through this hatred it is just possible I have come up with the perfect crime.Genius.
Then, after he was dead I would stamp on his corpse til it was mush and throw it in the bath tub.
Then i would go to Tescos and buy enough coke to fill the tub and leave it until it disloved his body.
(have you seen the experiment when they leave a tooth in a glass of coke? It soon disolves- so Im assuming skin and bone would be no problem).
It is safe to say I hate David Platt.
And through this hatred it is just possible I have come up with the perfect crime.Genius.
I HAVE HAD THE BEST LIGHTERS PRINTED
This is a fact.
I will post a picture when I can peel myself of the settee and scan one.
I will post a picture when I can peel myself of the settee and scan one.
ALL IM MISSING IS A ROAD CONE IN MY FRONT ROOM
Ergh, university flashbacks.
Im rough as fook, been on the vodka. The fucking beagle ate my powdered mash potato so I couldn't have the miracle cure when I woke at 5am. Had to settle with a chilli sauce sandwich.
I got my brother to mix me up an alka seltzer. The weirdo did it in a coffee mug, stirred it with a knife and put ice cubes in it. Mother fucking ice cubes in alka seltzer, what is that about? We have a pub full of glasses and Im drinking alka seltzer on the rocks out of a mug with a knife. surprised I didnt get it in a saucepan.
My hair had all dredlocked together. Im not impressed.
I have slight Millstone and Preachers flashbacks. Dont think I stayed at either for long. Felt very N.E.R.D in the morning "Woke up I had the same clothes on I had on last night, damn,I must have passed out."Now I must eat but I cant stomach anything.
There were 2 little bastards blowing an airhorn outside for about an hour before, I was about to tip water over them until they did one. Now I've just got 'der-der-derderder-der-der-der-der-DER DER' in my head.
Im rough as fook, been on the vodka. The fucking beagle ate my powdered mash potato so I couldn't have the miracle cure when I woke at 5am. Had to settle with a chilli sauce sandwich.
I got my brother to mix me up an alka seltzer. The weirdo did it in a coffee mug, stirred it with a knife and put ice cubes in it. Mother fucking ice cubes in alka seltzer, what is that about? We have a pub full of glasses and Im drinking alka seltzer on the rocks out of a mug with a knife. surprised I didnt get it in a saucepan.
My hair had all dredlocked together. Im not impressed.
I have slight Millstone and Preachers flashbacks. Dont think I stayed at either for long. Felt very N.E.R.D in the morning "Woke up I had the same clothes on I had on last night, damn,I must have passed out."Now I must eat but I cant stomach anything.
There were 2 little bastards blowing an airhorn outside for about an hour before, I was about to tip water over them until they did one. Now I've just got 'der-der-derderder-der-der-der-der-DER DER' in my head.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
SUPA(SHIT)EUS
Not doing well at all, Im putting money on my next horse being shot as Im obviously cursed.
Looks like I'll have to work for a living after all.
Looks like I'll have to work for a living after all.
BUGGER
8th in the Gold Cup.
Its not looking to good, but its exciting to watch.
Whats next...(she checks her betting slip)..Supaseus in the 4.25.
COME ON SUPASEUS, - Momma needs a new pair of shoes.
Its not looking to good, but its exciting to watch.
Whats next...(she checks her betting slip)..Supaseus in the 4.25.
COME ON SUPASEUS, - Momma needs a new pair of shoes.
ERM...
Second horse not so good. We came 7th.
On a better note.... the rep from Vladivar just came in. Told me if I bought 6 x 1.5l Vladivar he will give me 1.5l for free. I said I would next week and the trusting gent gave me the vodka then and there. Ha ha ha ha,dont think I'll be ordering that then...well, I might forget to. Suckers!
On a better note.... the rep from Vladivar just came in. Told me if I bought 6 x 1.5l Vladivar he will give me 1.5l for free. I said I would next week and the trusting gent gave me the vodka then and there. Ha ha ha ha,dont think I'll be ordering that then...well, I might forget to. Suckers!
CROSS YOUR FINGERS AND TOES....
Okay, here goes my betting today. My brother has been studying hard and I'm going to dabble a little. Makes the day pass quicker anyway.
I'm gambling £15 all together. Not sure how it works exactly but I need 3 of them to win (cant remember which 3) and the others to be placed. If they all win I get to do what ever I want. Im guessing that it will not happen.
My Horses .....
3.50 Tungsten Strike
and the ones listed below....
I'm gambling £15 all together. Not sure how it works exactly but I need 3 of them to win (cant remember which 3) and the others to be placed. If they all win I get to do what ever I want. Im guessing that it will not happen.
My Horses .....
3.50 Tungsten Strike
and the ones listed below....
KIM AND AGGIE STAY AWAY
Everybody knows Jeremy loves mashed potatoe...
The little shithouse broke into my kitchen cupboard and opened my Tesco value mash and got it all over the floor, all over the flat. Tesco value mash (33p) gets into carpets more than the boulderous smash as it is powdered like wallpaper paste.
It rocks with hangovers though. I like to think that when you wake up early, still trunted from the night before, if you spoon feed yourself some powdered mash it goes in your stomach, absorbs the bile and cleans the uglyness out of you (that for me usually appears at about 7 pm).
The giant has gone to Ascot for the day. These are Lindszoid's tips.....
2.35 Dutch Art
3.10 Suzy Bliss
4.25 Supaseus
4.55 Deepwater Bay
5.30 Shersha
I'll keep one eye on the racing and lets see how he does.
The little shithouse broke into my kitchen cupboard and opened my Tesco value mash and got it all over the floor, all over the flat. Tesco value mash (33p) gets into carpets more than the boulderous smash as it is powdered like wallpaper paste.
It rocks with hangovers though. I like to think that when you wake up early, still trunted from the night before, if you spoon feed yourself some powdered mash it goes in your stomach, absorbs the bile and cleans the uglyness out of you (that for me usually appears at about 7 pm).
The giant has gone to Ascot for the day. These are Lindszoid's tips.....
2.35 Dutch Art
3.10 Suzy Bliss
4.25 Supaseus
4.55 Deepwater Bay
5.30 Shersha
I'll keep one eye on the racing and lets see how he does.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
NUMBER ONE GIRLFRIEND
That is me.
Paul waited until I had finished work until he opened his present. Managed to get everyone out by 11.45pm (appologies for not letting anyone stay, but I had a phone date).
His sister gave me a running commentary whilst he opened his presents, they were well received! He sounded like a kid at christmas, I just wish I was there to see.
Hes trying to get up here for the weekend. I dont hold up much hope. Even if he does Im probably going to have to work for most of it. Fucking football ruining my life.
Paul waited until I had finished work until he opened his present. Managed to get everyone out by 11.45pm (appologies for not letting anyone stay, but I had a phone date).
His sister gave me a running commentary whilst he opened his presents, they were well received! He sounded like a kid at christmas, I just wish I was there to see.
Hes trying to get up here for the weekend. I dont hold up much hope. Even if he does Im probably going to have to work for most of it. Fucking football ruining my life.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
PRIMARK v PEACOCKS.......
No contest.
Peacocks was ok, slightly dearer that the mighty mark of pri and some of the stuff I did like but there was some shit. Like Bon Marche shit.
I purchased a beautiful pair of £10 red espadrills (that I have seen everyone wearing). Im glad they are back (they are arent they?).
Last pair I had was when I was 7, they werent as high and I wore them with everything. I remember wearing them in Lisa Halls backgarden drinking cold lemon lift tea with thigh high brown socks dancing to Bucks Fizz. Egad!
I also fuelled my love of the red and white gingham by getting a halterneck in said material. Some hair bands, beads and an army dress. Not as nice as the Primark one but they did have it in a 14!
The bus to congleton was a dream, left at 2.15 got back at for 4.
The pub was dead at night...s'pose they are are saving themselves for tonight, which reminds me, I better go and buy some hotdogs......
laters x
Peacocks was ok, slightly dearer that the mighty mark of pri and some of the stuff I did like but there was some shit. Like Bon Marche shit.
I purchased a beautiful pair of £10 red espadrills (that I have seen everyone wearing). Im glad they are back (they are arent they?).
Last pair I had was when I was 7, they werent as high and I wore them with everything. I remember wearing them in Lisa Halls backgarden drinking cold lemon lift tea with thigh high brown socks dancing to Bucks Fizz. Egad!
I also fuelled my love of the red and white gingham by getting a halterneck in said material. Some hair bands, beads and an army dress. Not as nice as the Primark one but they did have it in a 14!
The bus to congleton was a dream, left at 2.15 got back at for 4.
The pub was dead at night...s'pose they are are saving themselves for tonight, which reminds me, I better go and buy some hotdogs......
laters x
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GIANT MAN
Its Pauls birthday today. I have excelled myself with the present and have got him the Craig David mask and all that. Its proper bo.
Hes still in London and I cant get out of work (bloody football) so I posted it down. I wrapped everything in order for him to open...
1. A tasteless beanie (he wont have a clue and think I have really bad taste)
2. The glasses (Im guessing he'll know whats coming...).
3. The head phones (but he still has to open the other 2 so he'll be pretty excited)
4. The mask.
5. Kes. (I had to drill two holes in his ass to fit a wristband through so he can wear it.)
I rang him this morning at 6 and he was already on his way to work. He's opening it tonight when he gets back from the gym. I know hes going to love it.
I HAVEN'T ADDED ANY PICTURES FOR AGES
Just some random shots from my back yard.
Heres my MASSIVE Veuve Clicquot parasol with the mosaic houses I made that I am now getting tired of.
And the stained glass window Sams mum made for me. I really want to learn how to make stained glass stuff...its my next task.
Then just a shot of some of my hanging basket things. (the other mosaic is one I did at the front door, only I cant seem to turn it the right way without loading them all again....and quite frankly that took to long to do in the first place.)
Heres my MASSIVE Veuve Clicquot parasol with the mosaic houses I made that I am now getting tired of.
And the stained glass window Sams mum made for me. I really want to learn how to make stained glass stuff...its my next task.
Then just a shot of some of my hanging basket things. (the other mosaic is one I did at the front door, only I cant seem to turn it the right way without loading them all again....and quite frankly that took to long to do in the first place.)
Monday, June 19, 2006
CATH3RINE LUTHER KING JR.
I had a dream.....Last night I dreamt I went to Peacocks and it was shit, just full of OAP farmer jackets.
This morning I open the Sun to find a Primark v Peacocks special.
Think I might take myself off to Peacocks today to have a look. I still love Primark but then unless they've moved it Peacocks is alot closer.
This morning I open the Sun to find a Primark v Peacocks special.
Think I might take myself off to Peacocks today to have a look. I still love Primark but then unless they've moved it Peacocks is alot closer.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
PROMISE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL DIRECT YOU TO EBAY
I think I need to try harder with my descriptions. Im rubbish at sales! FOR EXAMPLE
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
DONT WATCH THAT, WATCH THIS...
Last time I blogg about how many watchers I have on ebay. 5 of them are no longer watching my Pixies live LP.
This doesnt help my state of mind people, I am desperatley broke and need the cash.
Optimism is fading....
This doesnt help my state of mind people, I am desperatley broke and need the cash.
Optimism is fading....
WORST NMA LYRIC...APPOLOGIES MR SULLIVAN
I've just been doing the cleaning when an old NMA song came on. Now I loved the Army. I followed them all over Europe a few times, had the paracloggs, dreadlocks and everything.
And, Justin - if you are reading this then Im sorry but WTF sad ass lyric this one really was....
"Beethoven he was a deaf man,
Jesus Christ was a Jew.
But of all these little twists of irony,
My favourite one is you."
It makes me cringe Justin, it just makes me cringe.
And, Justin - if you are reading this then Im sorry but WTF sad ass lyric this one really was....
"Beethoven he was a deaf man,
Jesus Christ was a Jew.
But of all these little twists of irony,
My favourite one is you."
It makes me cringe Justin, it just makes me cringe.
GOMEZ
Yeah...its tonight.
Unfortunatley I miss my ebay items coming to their end. Im quite excited. I have put my Pixies (yes, I know its like selling your children but I dont own a record player) "Long Live The Surf Guitar" live album on and it has 9 people watching it. I have high hopes. There is a rarer Pixies promo on too but the interest in that is not so good. Im also kissing goodbye to some Dead Kennedys and Sonic Youth, it makes me sad! They should have a pawn shop for records cos I know I'll want em back one day.
Unfortunatley I miss my ebay items coming to their end. Im quite excited. I have put my Pixies (yes, I know its like selling your children but I dont own a record player) "Long Live The Surf Guitar" live album on and it has 9 people watching it. I have high hopes. There is a rarer Pixies promo on too but the interest in that is not so good. Im also kissing goodbye to some Dead Kennedys and Sonic Youth, it makes me sad! They should have a pawn shop for records cos I know I'll want em back one day.
Friday, June 09, 2006
ITS A JOY TO BE AT WORK
I am currently lying on the roof in the baking heat doing my paperwork and tinternetting. I cant see fuck all but it beats being inside.
Working myself into a preholiday frenzy. I love my cowboy family. Two of my cousins are proffesional rodeo riders and I think we're going to watch them do their stuff. Paul is quite excited about driving trucks and wearing cowboy hats and running from grizzly bears.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah.
Working myself into a preholiday frenzy. I love my cowboy family. Two of my cousins are proffesional rodeo riders and I think we're going to watch them do their stuff. Paul is quite excited about driving trucks and wearing cowboy hats and running from grizzly bears.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
WTF?
Is anyone else watching that weird orange Marcus Tandy looking wanker on Britains Biggest Spenders?
Its putting me off money of all things, and just as Ive put 30 odd bits of crap on ebay.
My laptop is now burning my legs I've been at it that long.
Its putting me off money of all things, and just as Ive put 30 odd bits of crap on ebay.
My laptop is now burning my legs I've been at it that long.
BOOKED IT, PACKED IT, FUCKED OFF.....
Well, am fucking off....
Im gonna be a cowgirl.
Im off to the family reunion in Canada with my Mum and my cockney geeezer. Got the flights pretty cheap considering the time we are going. 24 July - 7 August.....just got to pay for it now.
Ebay here I come.....
Im gonna be a cowgirl.
Im off to the family reunion in Canada with my Mum and my cockney geeezer. Got the flights pretty cheap considering the time we are going. 24 July - 7 August.....just got to pay for it now.
Ebay here I come.....
Saturday, June 03, 2006
SO EXCITED
Gomez.....at The Ritz......a Week on Tuesday....
could I be anymore excited?
Although I was a sad regular at the Ritz back in the day (on a Monday and a Wednesday)I have never seen anyone play there.
I have lied on numerous occassions about me going to see Rage Against The Machine there - the night that guy died from falling off the balcony, but quite frankly that is another lie of mine.
I also never went to Spike Island, have not canoed down the canal,have never shoplifted,...there are so many lies, I cant begin to remember them all....
Once was when I was walking home from school with Sarah Jane in the 2nd year. She asked me if I had started my periods yet....I said no - because I hadnt. She told me she had and then kept talking about them all the time with the so called "cool" people at school.
So the next week I told her I lied and had started them, infact I had started before she had, I just didnt want to tell her cos I was 'embarrassed'. I had to keep up that one for a bloody year.I mean a fucking year. Ha ha, bloody year....this thing just writes itself!
From Gomez to periods......class Cath3rine, pure class!
could I be anymore excited?
Although I was a sad regular at the Ritz back in the day (on a Monday and a Wednesday)I have never seen anyone play there.
I have lied on numerous occassions about me going to see Rage Against The Machine there - the night that guy died from falling off the balcony, but quite frankly that is another lie of mine.
I also never went to Spike Island, have not canoed down the canal,have never shoplifted,...there are so many lies, I cant begin to remember them all....
Once was when I was walking home from school with Sarah Jane in the 2nd year. She asked me if I had started my periods yet....I said no - because I hadnt. She told me she had and then kept talking about them all the time with the so called "cool" people at school.
So the next week I told her I lied and had started them, infact I had started before she had, I just didnt want to tell her cos I was 'embarrassed'. I had to keep up that one for a bloody year.I mean a fucking year. Ha ha, bloody year....this thing just writes itself!
From Gomez to periods......class Cath3rine, pure class!
Friday, June 02, 2006
ARSE ANTLERS
arse antlers n. That Celtic tattoo that dodgy birds seem to think is a classy thing to have growing out of the top of their bum crack.
THANK YOU NOEL
They've just picked Stevie on Deal or no Deal.....Im so excited.
I just know shes got 250,000 in her box.
I hate this programme, I cant stop watching it.
I just know shes got 250,000 in her box.
I hate this programme, I cant stop watching it.
DEAR COMPUTER GEEKS.....
Right, Im a bit shit on the old computers....
On my PC I use iMesh Lite to download free mp3 shite. I have just gone to put it on my Mac laptop and its giving me loads of "you need a bluetooth something or other" bollocks.
So, Question.....Whats the best application thing to use to download choons with out filling my computer up with all the crap that I got last time I used KaaZaa
On my PC I use iMesh Lite to download free mp3 shite. I have just gone to put it on my Mac laptop and its giving me loads of "you need a bluetooth something or other" bollocks.
So, Question.....Whats the best application thing to use to download choons with out filling my computer up with all the crap that I got last time I used KaaZaa
MEGA HITS
Have you seen the amount of hits the Laura VanRyn blog has got? Dont get me wrong...I think its awful and Im impressed and amazed by her families incredible strength of faith, but OMG, it just goes to show what a little publicity can do.
I need to do something to make the pub buisier....its dropping off a little at the moment. I need to put my media whore head on and come up with something fantastic...cant be that hard.
I need to do something to make the pub buisier....its dropping off a little at the moment. I need to put my media whore head on and come up with something fantastic...cant be that hard.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
FAMOUS PEOPLE SPOTTING IN LONDON
Did very poorly. Only saw Louie Threuough (not even going to appologise for the spelling) walking over the bridge by Kings Cross. But then as I spent most of the time in bed Im not surprised I only saw the one.
BENDER
Sorry for the absence but I went on a bit of a bender. Only I've been more ill than drunk, god, I used to be so good at drinking and all....now, quite frankly I am shit.
Started power drinking vodka on Sunday until I eventually turned into the worlds most annoying person by singing Elton Johns "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" continually. Seems after agreeing to go to Chicago I pulled my usual move by leaving the minute I got in.
Had to do the bloody cleaning on Monday then decided to fuck the bank holiday working malarchy off and got Liz to work for me and went to London.
Now, I can only put it down to me topping up the drink cos I was soon hammered. Paul picked me up at Euston and we stayed in Camden on the booze. I think it was the wine at his sisters house that might have sent me over the edge. I should have come home on Tuesday but I couldnt face the train ride so I got the bus into town whilst Paul was working had some noodles then got that feeling of too much saliva in my mouth....I was going to be sick.
I was planning on going to see the Bodies exhibition at Earls Court, but I thought seeing lots of dead bodies may not be the best thing for someone in my delicate state so sadly I got on the bus and went back to bed.
Paul finished work abour 7 and we went for some food, unfortunatley I was still grim and embarrassingly couldnt eat so we had an early night.
Got back to Macc yesterday and had to work all day. Bleurggh...Still, Im feeling fine now. 2 day hangovers do not rule.
Started power drinking vodka on Sunday until I eventually turned into the worlds most annoying person by singing Elton Johns "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" continually. Seems after agreeing to go to Chicago I pulled my usual move by leaving the minute I got in.
Had to do the bloody cleaning on Monday then decided to fuck the bank holiday working malarchy off and got Liz to work for me and went to London.
Now, I can only put it down to me topping up the drink cos I was soon hammered. Paul picked me up at Euston and we stayed in Camden on the booze. I think it was the wine at his sisters house that might have sent me over the edge. I should have come home on Tuesday but I couldnt face the train ride so I got the bus into town whilst Paul was working had some noodles then got that feeling of too much saliva in my mouth....I was going to be sick.
I was planning on going to see the Bodies exhibition at Earls Court, but I thought seeing lots of dead bodies may not be the best thing for someone in my delicate state so sadly I got on the bus and went back to bed.
Paul finished work abour 7 and we went for some food, unfortunatley I was still grim and embarrassingly couldnt eat so we had an early night.
Got back to Macc yesterday and had to work all day. Bleurggh...Still, Im feeling fine now. 2 day hangovers do not rule.
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